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What to do when your husband comes on stage? 

– A guide by JA

Step 1: Quickly get off your chair and arrange a chair for your husband beside you when he is greeting your friend.

Step 2: Gently brush a hand on his back as he passes in front of you.

Step 3: Make eye contact with him once he is seated to make sure he is comfortable. If you notice that his chair is too far away from yours make him pull it closer.

Step 4: Fix him a drink. But what if there is no new glass for him? No problem. Just finish the drink in your glass and fix him a drink in the same glass since you have share way more bodily fluids than saliva with him.

Step 5: Carefully read the labels on each bottle before choosing the best one for him. Make sure the one you choose smells good before pouring him a glass.

Step 6: When you hand him the glass, make sure it looks nonchalant and hide your face.