fox-vii:

(for the ship meme here)

WHO SAID I LOVE YOU FIRST?
They’ve both said ‘I love you’ plenty of times in their own way, though technically Harvey would’ve been first with, “He goes, I go.” As for the actual words? Mike.

WHO LAUGHS WHEN THE OTHER TRIPS?
It’s less of a laugh and more of a snort-smirk from Harvey whenever Mike trips over his own feet, though usually he’s standing close enough that he can grab him before he hits the ground.
Usually.

WHO PAYS THE BILLS?
Harvey since it’s a point of pride. Though Mike’s not without his own pride and sneaks in payments whenever he remembers that something’s due. If it’s an argument about who pays for dinner, Harvey usually wins that one.

WHICH ONE MAKES A BIGGER DEAL AROUND THE HOLIDAYS?
Both of them, actually. Harvey takes care of the planning while Mike takes care of decorating (aka, putting tinsel on literally everything). Neither’s really experienced a ‘real holiday’ given their respective situations, so they make it a big deal out of it with one another (much to Mike’s initial surprise when they first started dating.)

WHO’S MORE CLUMSY?
Have…you seen Mike play tennis? (S1E02.) Or actually land a paper basketball into a waste bin? (S2E13) Poor baby has the hand eye coordination of a three year old.

WHO CHECKS THEIR DAILY HOROSCOPE?
Mike, during the car ride to work. Harvey claims not to believe in that bullshit but reads it over his shoulder anyway.

WHO SINGS LOUDER IN THE CAR?
Mike, much to Harvey’s chagrin. He makes it very obvious that he thinks Mike’s a terrible singer. Mike, of course, sings louder. (Oh Danny boy anyone?)

WHO LEAVES THE CAP OFF THE TOOTHPASTE?
Mike left it off literally once to see how badly Harvey would react. He was not disappointed.

WHO IS MORE UP TO DATE IN POP CULTURE?
Both. It’s always competition.

WHO INSISTS ON GOING TO SEE THE NEWEST MOVIES?
Again, both. Gotta keep up to date on the latest movies.

WHO CRIES WHEN THE ABUSED ANIMAL COMMERCIALS COME ON?
Mike. Harvey, however, is the one who comes home with the puppy he found on the street and still claims not to have a heart.

WHO’S THE LIGHTER SLEEPER?
Neither. They have five alarms between them to get them up on time.

WHO BELIEVES IN GHOSTS?
Mike.

WHO DOES THE GROCERY SHOPPING?
Both, when either has the time to go shopping. They usually eat out.

WHO UPDATES THEIR FACEBOOK STATUS MORE OFTEN?
Mike, usually once an hour, usually with a selife.