I just got offered a role to do this movie. I was like, “Oh sweet, a movie starring me! Fantastic! I’ll do it! I’ll take it… very seriously.” What I didn’t know was that the Sci-Fi original movies that air on Saturday nights, they tell the writers—the Sci-Fi executives give the writers a call and they say, “So here’s the deal, these movies are meant to be watched DRUNK.”
There’s no reason for posting this other than that I have a massive headache and I needed to look at this dum-dum and his gorgeous face for a minute (or fifteen).
No Such Thing as Coincidence 